"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martini's"
--Humphrey Bogart
Supposedly these were his last words, but a reputable source claims Bogart said this during a career slump. Not as dramatic, but more believable.
What I consumed yesterday:
● Trader Joes No Iron Multivitamin
● 8 oz Darigold 1% fat chocolate milk
● 40 oz Bud Light
● 11 tortilla chips w/ bean dip & salsa
● Wendy's grilled chicken sandwich w/ half of bun
● .75 small Wendy's french fries
● .32 cup Evan Williams whiskey
● .7 cup Wine Cube malbec
● .56 cup Monarch of the Glen whisky
● The rest of the Himitsu Teriyaki chicken (no rice)
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